Because it's the hundredth...
Sep. 9th, 2008 10:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
...and that really doesn't mean anything in general but.
I just wanna capspam, 'kay?!

The guest this time is Suga Shikao, (according to Wikipedia) a Japanese singer and songwriter, the man behind a couple of SMAP's songs, Arashi's Aozora Pedaru and KAT-TUN's Real Face.
...I was surprised with the choice of guests on their 100th episode. I was expecting a comedian of some sort, or someone more mainstream. But I was not disappointed with Suga Shikao, because he held his own against our boys.
To start off, let me just say Aiba is looking exceptionally hot in this ep, in black and white. :)

But...color-coordinated much? Sakuraiba living up to the hype?

Let me gush on Sho's hairstyle. Coz I love it.
Ok. Gushing (not) quite over.
It's mushrooms today, people! (Goodness, those things cost a fortune over here.) There's all kinds of -take...but the tamagotake (egg mushroom???) grabbed most attention because...apart from it being Super Mario-ish, it...stinks?
And they just kept smelling it over and over...(I can't begin to explain how this cap reminded me of how newlyweds drink wine at their wedding.)


Take a look at little-hot-leader's face. Somebody tell me what they think he is thinking.

Kids. Don't try this at home.

Sho: It's huge.....
Aiba: It's...It's kinda...The shape's kinda strange...
HIT.


But I'm sorry, Nino, but we really don't want any of the two to go home. Not when we're having this much fun!
So they talk about Gasu (Aiba's fault, the nickname) and his image, which involved using his guitar skills to get them laydeez.
This, ladies and gents, is how little-hot-leader does the riffs. I just can't say exactly what Nino thinks, but then again, neither do I care, coz my eyes are Oh-chan-riveted.

Summer's ended, and he got too busy, but there's one thing he really really wants to do. No matter what.
Fireworks. (cue: Shobot's fireworks air gesture)
And the staff prepared kiddy fireworks, but the guest is totally fine with it. He just wants fireworks, damnit! So, he gets it.

Ok, so after the fireworks, this thing popped and after the Sakuraiba moment a while back, this just threw me into a fit of laughter. They are really males, aren't they!!!


Then came other fireworks. A hanamichi (was that some sort of fireworks truck?). Some round thing that pops with the cutest sound ever. And, probably the most senseless one ever, a police patrol car.
See? Even Ogu-san thought it was lame. "Bakayaro!!!"


Moving on to...Shiodome Aibaland-o!!! In short?
Ai-land-o!!!!!
(Whoever sent this one in ought to be given lots of rainbow props. No, really.)
Aiba explains the mechanics of the 'game', and ends up being the first victim. (You all know this but) The lines written are to be lyrics to be sung depending on what musical style Gasu will be able to pick from the box.
AibaRap is embarassing. He said it himself. I know why. It's called "Yo! overkill".


Ogu-san is the coolest grandpa EVER!!! Check out his pants in this ep. lolz. And wow. He has some voice. Come to think of it, he did use to be in a band in his heydays, right?

Matsumoto Jun is no Bocelli. Thank God.
But I gotta admit, I kinda liked how he sounded. He wasn't...whiny?
"This is the 6 o'clock news." *rotfl* Sho should try this one, too. "This is News ZERO!!"


Nino and his hamburger hands. Very handy. Pun fully intended.

Nino's turn. (Oh I wish they'd made him cosplay a maid costume while saying that line!!!)

Gasu must be SOOO THANKFUL it wasn't any of his songs being butchered by these five.

Didn't I tell you? Those hands. Very handy.

So is the dog. But I'd pick the hands any time.

Ohno-kun!!! I love how he just stepped on to the podium. That, my friends, is a PRO.
(No matter what this clip says, I love Ohno rap. Remember Cool & Soul at The Dome? And now Re(mark)able?)


(Gasu now knows NOT to write rap for these members.)

I did say PRO, right? The 'do-it-now, be-embarassed-later' type of Pro.

Who dares wins.
Both dared.
I'm not sure who won.


Sho's turn. Smart move, Jun. And Ogu-san is right. Rap for Sho would be boring. After all, that's his forte.

But the moment I heard "love ballad", I was ready to drop dead from laughing. And Sho hasn't even started yet!

Now Gasu knows who to write rap for.


If not for this chair, I would be on the floor, too, same as these guys.

Gasu is sooo game! Yes, even after Aiba air-kissed (is there such a word?) him.

But trust the songwriter to NOT stick to the 'lyrics' given him.

AibaRock!
A few inches closer and I swear Nino would've sustained injuries from being hit by a mic stand.
But Aiba's brand of rock is just....rawking funny.



The boy is so into it. *shakes head*
I wanna see him try rockin' it at that haunted hospital, though. *evil laughter*
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Date: 2008-09-09 05:33 pm (UTC)lol They all looked good ^_^v
Andahahhah the mario theme song and then when MatsuJun did the part when you died, I was like dyingggg and had to show my brother lol, so cuteeee
The hanabi was soooo funny XDDDD
BUT HOMG THE AIBALNDO PART WAS WIN!
Aiba-chan so cute with his hands covering his face ♥
Omg Ogu-san did an awesome job! I was impressed hahaha lol
BUT OPERA-SINING-MATSUJUN KILLED ME. I was like "HE CAN SING DEEEEP!" hahaha and Matsumiya moment ♥ killed me Ninos' rap XDDDD and him hiding behidn the dog HOMGGGG
Ah Ohno-kun not made for rapping but so cute Matsumiya was there to shield him from being embarrassed lol But wah! Sho-kun ♥ loved how they didn't want him to rap, would be to easy hahaha but he did an excelllent job, i wanna icon this now rofl ♥
ah class is over (ahahaha!) bai bai~ lol
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Date: 2008-09-10 12:37 am (UTC)I say it again: I LOVE MATSUJUN ON ANS.
The hanabi...I keep wondering why I never get to see stuff like those out here. They'd be so cute! But then again, Filipino culture isn't really into that whole fireworks thing....
YES! I like operatic MatsuJun! (He sounds better. *hides*). I gotta give him props for doing it. He's such a sport. I love him on ANS. XDD
BUT I LOVE OHCHAN RAP!!! But it was so funny that he had to say that line "hontou ni moshiwake arimasen deshita", like he's already apologizing PROFUSELY in advance!!!
Ah...I wanna hug him....Look at him! Who wouldn't want to??? And he is so loved.....
There's that part of me that wanted to hear Sho-chan rap it out, though. But the love ballad was pure genius-fail. I love it!
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Date: 2008-09-10 01:45 am (UTC)No problem :D Any specific time? Or I'll just screencap crazy HAHA And any words? I'm kinda like bleh so I'm in the mood for icon...ing LOL
When we went to visit the Philippines during New Years, we did the "hanabi" thing haha outside my cousins' houses and stuff but notl ike that of course. Just like the sparklers HAHAH. I remember though when we were younger we did hanabi with our neighbors
cuz we were living in the Japanese houses before military gave us housing lolI really wanted to hear the SAKURAP (lol I love how Hirai Ken got excited about Sho-kuns' rap from Kitto Daijoubu LOL
but that makes Hirai Ken seem more gay HHA jk jk jk) but his love ballad was ♥ too hahahano subject
Date: 2008-09-10 02:30 am (UTC)Fireworks are only done here mostly on New Year's. And 90% of the time, it's more about the sound than the sights, know what I mean? Like, the louder the bang, the better. They don't really care much about the aesthetics. But when they do fireworks, once in a great while, it'll the the large-scale type, like you can be halfway across the city and still see it. As for those small types of fireworks, the one you see in dramas where they just go off and buy some, and have some fireworks (hint hint Maou)
Hirai Ken's a fanboy. And I adore him for that. Heeehehehe....
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Date: 2008-09-10 04:11 am (UTC)Ah I am so out of PS...haven't done anything in a week or something LOL! I'm like booo HAHAHA
//(yes I edited it lol the first one was terrible; not much better but still better ^^; okay last edit i swear~)
(there's a slight light effect surrounding the mushroom ^^; HAHAHAHA!)
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Date: 2008-09-10 04:54 am (UTC)I'm so gonna get stoned for using such an icon but since when did I care?!
It's just toooo...LOL!
THANKS!!!
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Date: 2008-09-10 05:01 am (UTC)why stoned? it's just a mushroom after all ;] LOL!
i hope you really liked it though XD
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Date: 2008-09-10 05:19 am (UTC)err...coz....mushrooms are takasugimasu???? Lolz. They're too expensive? *innocent look*
I.LOVE.IT!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!
...oh look! I used it now!
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Date: 2008-09-10 06:20 am (UTC)The icon makes me laugh now XD Because afterwards Aiba-chan says it's weird and other stuff then *smack* HAHAHA Poor Aiba-chan getting abuse lol But ♥
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Date: 2008-09-10 06:58 am (UTC)...i'm so gonna abuse this icon. lolz