Because it's the hundredth...

[dvampyrlestat]

...and that really doesn't mean anything in general but.

I just wanna capspam, 'kay?!



The guest this time is Suga Shikao, (according to Wikipedia) a Japanese singer and songwriter, the man behind a couple of SMAP's songs, Arashi's Aozora Pedaru and KAT-TUN's Real Face.

...I was surprised with the choice of guests on their 100th episode. I was expecting a comedian of some sort, or someone more mainstream. But I was not disappointed with Suga Shikao, because he held his own against our boys.

To start off, let me just say Aiba is looking exceptionally hot in this ep, in black and white. :)



But...color-coordinated much? Sakuraiba living up to the hype?



Let me gush on Sho's hairstyle. Coz I love it.

Ok. Gushing (not) quite over.

It's mushrooms today, people! (Goodness, those things cost a fortune over here.) There's all kinds of -take...but the tamagotake (egg mushroom???) grabbed most attention because...apart from it being Super Mario-ish, it...stinks?

And they just kept smelling it over and over...(I can't begin to explain how this cap reminded me of how newlyweds drink wine at their wedding.)




Take a look at little-hot-leader's face. Somebody tell me what they think he is thinking.



Kids. Don't try this at home.



Sho: It's huge.....
Aiba: It's...It's kinda...The shape's kinda strange...
HIT.




But I'm sorry, Nino, but we really don't want any of the two to go home. Not when we're having this much fun!

So they talk about Gasu (Aiba's fault, the nickname) and his image, which involved using his guitar skills to get them laydeez.

This, ladies and gents, is how little-hot-leader does the riffs. I just can't say exactly what Nino thinks, but then again, neither do I care, coz my eyes are Oh-chan-riveted.



Summer's ended, and he got too busy, but there's one thing he really really wants to do. No matter what.

Fireworks. (cue: Shobot's fireworks air gesture)

And the staff prepared kiddy fireworks, but the guest is totally fine with it. He just wants fireworks, damnit! So, he gets it.



Ok, so after the fireworks, this thing popped and after the Sakuraiba moment a while back, this just threw me into a fit of laughter. They are really males, aren't they!!!




Then came other fireworks. A hanamichi (was that some sort of fireworks truck?). Some round thing that pops with the cutest sound ever. And, probably the most senseless one ever, a police patrol car.

See? Even Ogu-san thought it was lame. "Bakayaro!!!"




Moving on to...Shiodome Aibaland-o!!! In short?

Ai-land-o!!!!!

(Whoever sent this one in ought to be given lots of rainbow props. No, really.)

Aiba explains the mechanics of the 'game', and ends up being the first victim. (You all know this but) The lines written are to be lyrics to be sung depending on what musical style Gasu will be able to pick from the box.

AibaRap is embarassing. He said it himself. I know why. It's called "Yo! overkill".




Ogu-san is the coolest grandpa EVER!!! Check out his pants in this ep. lolz. And wow. He has some voice. Come to think of it, he did use to be in a band in his heydays, right?



Matsumoto Jun is no Bocelli. Thank God.
But I gotta admit, I kinda liked how he sounded. He wasn't...whiny?

"This is the 6 o'clock news." *rotfl* Sho should try this one, too. "This is News ZERO!!"




Nino and his hamburger hands. Very handy. Pun fully intended.



Nino's turn. (Oh I wish they'd made him cosplay a maid costume while saying that line!!!)



Gasu must be SOOO THANKFUL it wasn't any of his songs being butchered by these five.



Didn't I tell you? Those hands. Very handy.



So is the dog. But I'd pick the hands any time.



Ohno-kun!!! I love how he just stepped on to the podium. That, my friends, is a PRO.

(No matter what this clip says, I love Ohno rap. Remember Cool & Soul at The Dome? And now Re(mark)able?)




(Gasu now knows NOT to write rap for these members.)



I did say PRO, right? The 'do-it-now, be-embarassed-later' type of Pro.



Who dares wins.
Both dared.
I'm not sure who won.




Sho's turn. Smart move, Jun. And Ogu-san is right. Rap for Sho would be boring. After all, that's his forte.



But the moment I heard "love ballad", I was ready to drop dead from laughing. And Sho hasn't even started yet!



Now Gasu knows who to write rap for.





If not for this chair, I would be on the floor, too, same as these guys.



Gasu is sooo game! Yes, even after Aiba air-kissed (is there such a word?) him.



But trust the songwriter to NOT stick to the 'lyrics' given him.



AibaRock!

A few inches closer and I swear Nino would've sustained injuries from being hit by a mic stand.

But Aiba's brand of rock is just....rawking funny.





The boy is so into it. *shakes head*
I wanna see him try rockin' it at that haunted hospital, though. *evil laughter*

 

Comments

[soso-123.livejournal.com]

Waaaaah .. I saw this episode and I LOVED it ..

they were soooooooooo cute

and abot the fireworks .. I liked it .. it was so much fun XD

[perfectlyimperfect]

*still downloading*
I-I need to see this episode.

Who says you need a comedian for an episode to be damn funny? Arashi is enough crack already. XD

Surely I'll flail about this afterwards. LOL.

[loissama.livejournal.com]

i've already watched this episode like a dozen times...so hilarious!!

first i thought that for 100th ep, it's going to be something special but suga shikao was really fit for the occasion.

that super mario's mushroom made me laugh really hard and jun humming the theme song...especially after he tasted it....so cute!

and there's hanabi for the occasion!! and thumbs up for the creative team for choosing silly and funny fireworks...

i admit after watching this ep over and over again, i kinda smitten by suga shikao!! now i'm embarrassed...he's handsome and cute in a certain way...

[tomokaku.livejournal.com]

Aiba's hairstyle is boo :X

But I wanna see this episode :D
Arashi has no shame.

Gasu now knows NOT to write rap for these members.
lol

[techni-teddy.livejournal.com]

damn, why haven't I watched this yet?!?! I love suga shikao's voice~ ♥

AND AND!! You won't believe what I got in the mail this morning!! CON TICKETS!!! And after I had given up hope. So you should check your mailbox too? You never know, I faxed my order in and apparently it worked!!!

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard a lot from him, but from the songs played on the background, I'd say his version sounded better than that one did by SMAP. lolz.

OHHHH!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!! XDDD
Well, we didn't try the fax because the site said fax won't be entertained. Hah. ERA lies. Lolz. There're tickets being sold, but the furthest ones, I think, and we don't want that, so. But I AM GLAD YOU'RE GOING!!!!! My friend and I are eyeing Shanghai now. Hopefully it goes through. If not, well, bigger things are bound to come. XDDD

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

I found the fireworks more 'funny' than 'fun'. Lolz. They were really cute, though. :)) And their reactions...too precious!

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

I second that. YES. YOU NEED TO.

I think it was actually funnier than when an actual comedian comes in. Because the comical moments just come naturally. And Suga Shikao is pretty kakkoii.

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

Jun humming the Mario theme was funny. I was half-expecting Sho to jump in and join him, though.

The AnS staff are the best. They're the same ones from the epic DnA, after all. They shouldn't break tradition.

YES! He's kakkoii, imo. :) Pretty hot.

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

But I like his get-up. XDD

Arashi has no shame.

Who said they have? XDD

[techni-teddy.livejournal.com]

He did a duet with YUI for a cover of one of SMAP's songs didn't he? Well, I wouldn't say that singing is SMAP's strong point ^^; Besides his voice though his PVs are sorta interesting, if not a bit strange :P

They do lie. That's why I tried anyways :P
Ah~ Shanghai~ Taipei was my last chance since there's no way I can get away in November, so you should have seen me this morning, bugging tayuri and running around get fare quotes XDDD I hope that one goes through coz the overseas tours are really our last chance to see them in smaller venues. Like tayuri said, even crap seats at an arena venue is bound to seem like nothing once you've been to a dome ;D

[seijoutai.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD I WANT TO WATCH THIS!!!

Why can't I speak Japanese yeeeeet?

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

With YUI!!?!?! HE DID!?!? Oh I ought to hunt for that! Thanks for letting me know! :)

Yeah. Shanghai. I'm really praying hard it'll go through, coz Shanghai is like one of the places I really really REALLY REALLY want to go to, and it'll be like hitting two birds with one stone. :) I'm piling up on good karma now. Haha! In other words, I'm sucking up to the powers-that-be.

Ah yeah. From the way the boys are soaring, only Domes would do for them in Japan. I hope you guys get it worked out. Which I'm sure you will. Lolz. Nothing beats a determined fangirl!

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

....when it comes to Arashi, I find that I don't need to understand much Japanese to get the dorkiness....!
WATCH IT!!!!

[techni-teddy.livejournal.com]

I can upload it for you! Though now that i think of it, I'm not actually sure if it was a cover of SMAP's song or just a song with the same name since I never listened to SMAP's version ^^; http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2OOE5UXG

Lol. building up good karma huh? I think I've used up any good karma I had with all my trips this year ^^;

Yeah, it hopes it works out, but it teaches me that I should proofread before I click "post" coz I meant, that I hoped it worked for you guys coz seeing them in Shanghai would be awesome! I think official ticketing info is starting to come out now. Is it still ERA doing the ticketing?

[seijoutai.livejournal.com]

OKAY!

[adeztya.livejournal.com]

hehe, seems really baka like usual..
will wait someone sub it ...

thanks for the lovely review jeff...

[conischan.livejournal.com]

haha..thanks for the screencaps...i just finish download this ep and i'm going to watch it...although without sub..hohoh

[sweetpniangel87.livejournal.com]

This episode was just made for so many iconing LOL I was like HOMG KYAAAA

lol They all looked good ^_^v

Andahahhah the mario theme song and then when MatsuJun did the part when you died, I was like dyingggg and had to show my brother lol, so cuteeee

The hanabi was soooo funny XDDDD

BUT HOMG THE AIBALNDO PART WAS WIN!

Aiba-chan so cute with his hands covering his face ♥

Omg Ogu-san did an awesome job! I was impressed hahaha lol

BUT OPERA-SINING-MATSUJUN KILLED ME. I was like "HE CAN SING DEEEEP!" hahaha and Matsumiya moment ♥ killed me Ninos' rap XDDDD and him hiding behidn the dog HOMGGGG

Ah Ohno-kun not made for rapping but so cute Matsumiya was there to shield him from being embarrassed lol But wah! Sho-kun ♥ loved how they didn't want him to rap, would be to easy hahaha but he did an excelllent job, i wanna icon this now rofl ♥

ah class is over (ahahaha!) bai bai~ lol

[tinybluemarble.livejournal.com]

Just what I needed to download to keep up with my Japanese now that I'm not there now. XD

This episode was pure WIN. And Leader with the rapping. So cute! XD
After Ohno got down from the podium acting all embarrassed.
Nino(I think it was him anyway): You did say you were terribly sorry (literally; had no excuse)!

Sho killed me with his love ballad. D:

[silgari.livejournal.com]

Goood recap! Goooooood episode!
You didn't know Suga Shikao? He has such a nice voice! It's the first GESUTO I actually know beforehand XD I like his song "Kiseki".

Can I just say that I TOTALLY AGREE! AIBA IS LOOKING SO DAMN HOT! PLUS PERV-AIBA! PLUS Aiba air-kissed! I'M IN HEAVEN! IN HEAVEN!!!

I like mushrooms! I like super mario! And now I like Arashi singing the news! Sho in a ballad...... eto... can I just say... cute and laughable at the same time? This episode was really funny! All were so embarrassed! Specially Nino... kawaiiii! And Ohno was in his sexy-relax mode as always! HOT!

I'm telling u.. this guys are killing me! I ♥ Arashi! ^_^

[all4cyanide.livejournal.com]

I think Aiba has been looking pretty fine lately (note icon I made). He's getting hotter in my book. <3 But then again all of them have been looking REALLY good as of recent. (they always look good, what am I talking about? IDK)

I will download this episode now. I've seen clips of them singing and dorking of the fireworks, but I just need to watch it in full. When Nino and Jun were comforting poor embarassed Oh-chan, my heart about combusted from the Junohmiya(!) madness. Did I just create a new fandom with that??? I'm sure this already exists. LMAO...stop the insanity.

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the upload!!! Will download it when I get home coz internet at work is crappier than crap.

Yes. I'm being a very very good girl. Hope the main man up there hears me. :))

There's a number already out for booking (we hope it's legit. I think it is) and we already had someone book tix for us. *crosses fingers and everything else crossable* It's not ERA, this booking company. Which is THANK GOD.

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

IT IS! XDD
And I enjoyed it even without subs. How crazy is that???

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

As I said, raw Arashi is still dorkiness at the highest level!!!!