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dvampyrlestatAll caps here stolen from STORMY team sub. Fry me later, luvs. Also from subs I collaborated with various peeps. Again, fry me later. For now, let's pour on the love.
*puts thinking cap on, readjusts glasses, and thinks "nerds aren't all that bad"*
Ready? Let's have a review.
Values Ed.
Look now, say it later.
Or say it waaaaaay later, after you've feasted your eyes. That ought to make you feel better. But NEVER - not even for a second - pretend that you said it out of the goodness of your heart, especially when we all know you simply want to make fun of your Leader. 
Chivalry is not dead. It's not. IT'S NOT! 
The first step to happiness is acceptance of oneself. And being damn proud of it. 
Be kind to animals. Do no insult them. Even if it's the truth. 
Fish are friends, not food!!!! (Unless you caught it, then take a picture and bandy it around) 
There are ties that bind. And there are just... ties. 
We make our own destiny. BERIEVE.
Suspension of disbelief is good, once in a while. Just... make it look believable. 
Mathematics
Eyeglasses are not directly proportional to brain power. It just makes you look... cuter. 
Recess/Lunchtime
Share your food. The edible one. Not the ones you don't want to eat. Sure, some might be gullible enough to accept it, but that's not the point. 
You reap what you sow. 
Never abuse your authority. especially if the hammer/mallet you wield IS FAKE. 
Physics/Chemistry/Sciences
For every action, there's an equal reaction. Yes, no matter how much gentleness, stealth and care (and upper body strength) you put into it. 
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. The more you scream, the more she comes after you. She's relentless. 
And saliva succumbs to gravity faster than a terrified Sho. 
But better believe me when I say there is a way to defy gravity:
It requires a lot of guts, with an aura of fail, and sheer desperation to AT LEAST be good at something. 
The human brain is still the best 'computer' there is. 
Speech Lab / Languages / International Relations
Coherence and articulateness does not automatically get the message across. You gotta add lots of charm into it. And imagination. *gets bricked* 
Sometimes - just sometimes - English is overrated. 
Blondes don't have all the fun. 
Physical Education / Health / Anatomy
Fiber is good for you. Especially if you have faulty taste buds; faulty, meaning 'the kind that thinks everything is yummy'. 
It will also aid you when you find yourselves in a huge pinch. We can't have you constipated when you're about to be shot at, can we? 
Breastmilk is still best for babies. 
More calcium = less creaking. 
And those things aren't simply calcium conduits. 
Crotch Power goes a long, long, long... long.... very long.... way. 
Swans are pretty. They have such beautiful plumage. /coughs/ 
Art
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 
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Confidence is the key. Overconfidence just makes da Vinci roll in his grave. 
History
I'm sorry, Wolowitz, but THIS is the small package good things come in. Not YOU. 
And Japan's pharaohs were more fun. 
To be continued...
AnS has been quite a huge part of my fangirl life. I don't think I'd be into them as much as I am if not for this show. Let me just take a rest before I get started on Part 2. One post ain't enough to cover all the things this show and its awesome awesome awesome staff taught me. I will miss them so. I hope to watch more of their output in the future.
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Date: 2010-03-22 10:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 10:03 am (UTC)is it sad that I actually felt slighty aww-ed when I realised the end of the post was near? LMAO.
part 2~!!!! *chant chant*
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 10:17 am (UTC)I've known Arashi deeper because of this AnS. This show is one and the only one my favorite Arashi shows. Because it airs late night so the boys can be so baka and do whatever while no one cares and the word 'embarrassment' don't exist. Oh, dorky boys! You will be greatly missed.
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 10:18 am (UTC)Love the screencaps and captions you put with them, utterly brilliant!
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 10:55 am (UTC)their fails are my energy supply! why why whyyyy!!
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Date: 2010-03-22 10:59 am (UTC)Can they please at least keep Shukudai-kun's production team for the new show?! They're devilishly awesome. XD
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 11:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 11:53 am (UTC)*hopes for part 2 soon*
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 12:02 pm (UTC)how arashi fans think alike is just awesome as it is.. may we be together with them for the rest of their upcoming journey...
cant wait for part2!!
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Date: 2010-03-22 12:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 12:33 pm (UTC)Hope that the new show will be more fun.
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Date: 2010-03-22 12:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 12:56 pm (UTC)can't wait for part 2.
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Date: 2010-03-22 12:58 pm (UTC)really sad that AnS is going to end!! love the show so much...when can we see them with chikubi t-shirt again!! and i love the relationship they hav with ogura-san and the staff!!
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 01:06 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, Wolowitz, but THIS is the small package good things come in. Not YOU.
(ohno satoshi~ <3333)
I could not agree more! (i didn't know you liked big bang theory!!! XDD)
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Date: 2010-03-23 12:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-03-22 01:15 pm (UTC)I soooo agree with you. If it weren't for the fact that this show allowed them to be un-idol-like and allowed me to see their closeness, Arashi would not be my main focus in life! I'd probably drool over them and not gush about them to almost everyone I know. I am really going to miss this show tons and tons!
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Date: 2010-03-22 01:17 pm (UTC)Look at that face! XD
ahhh~ looking at your caps is like a trip down the happy crack lane <3
Looking forward to part 2 8D
Awwww - I'm going to cry any moment now
Date: 2010-03-22 01:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 01:38 pm (UTC)AnS is classic, really.
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Date: 2010-03-22 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 02:10 pm (UTC)i am going to miss ANS!!
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Date: 2010-03-22 02:21 pm (UTC)