Gene Fool

[dvampyrlestat]

July has lots of babies.... That means November is one hell of a busy month. XDD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GINGER~!!!
Joyeux Anniversaire!

For a day, be a kid and go absolutely nutty-happy!

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I was worrying before about getting what both my parents have. Hypertension and ulcer.

I've early traces of peptic ulcer, by the way. *laughs it off*

Anyway.

I was shaken awake this morning by my Mom, and we brought my dizzy Dad to the hospital. At the E.R., his blood pressure shoots up, his head and nape aches, his ulcer kicks in and he throws up blood.

After watching the hospital staff scramble to find my Dad a room in an otherwise almost-packed hospital (my Mom's an HR officer, and pretty much everyone on the hospital staff 'went' through her), I next watched my Dad get pierced with this and that tube, get three injections in thirty minutes...

Nurse with ECG: Could you take your belt off, sir?
Dad:..........
Nurse with ECG: ...Sir? The belt?
Dad: ... why do you want my belt off? *looks at MOTHER, standing there wordlessly*

Dad who loves food: May I eat rice?
Doc: Your esophagus has perforations due to your cough. You can't.
Dad who loves food: ... what about that apple?
Doc: Not even that.
Dad who loves food: Okay...
Doc: And we need to take a blood sample early tomorrow morning, so please don't eat anything until then.
Dad who loves food: WHY NOT!! *wails*

After throwing up (with some blood). I paint a pretty picture, don't I.

Dad: My stomach hurts....
Mom: It's the ulcer acting up.
Dad: My head...
Mom: That's what the hot pack is for, keep still.
Dad: This is bad... my vision is blurry.....
Mom: .....
Mom: That's because you don't have your glasses on.

Dad watches the IV drip.

Dad: I want to go home.
Mom: You just got here.
Dad: Ask them if I can take the IV home.
Mom: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

....Watching these two almost make me want to get married. Almost. What it does make me want to remain as, however... is their daughter.

Thanks for the tweets, guys. He's fine. A little hungry, and cranky... but he charms the nurses by turning their medical questions to absolute nonsense, and my mom's waaaay past caring about her reputation being marred by this crazy old guy who calls himself her husband. XDD

Comments

[natsu-no-tsuki.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Glad your dad is ok

[dvampyrlestat.livejournal.com]

*hugs back* Thank you. He will be.