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dvampyrlestat) wrote2008-09-16 09:36 pm
dvampyrlestat) wrote2008-09-16 09:36 pm
"Noble Arashi". Does it work?
These guys don't need costumes to be crack royalty. Really.
The guest is the comedy duo Higedanshaku (sp?) who gained fame from their Renaissance-influenced manzais. You guys might remember them as Makino's kidnapper and Ooshima's murderers in that infamous HnA ep? XDD
Sho-with-a-lisp is almost as funny as Sho-the-chipmunk. I want him to deliver the news in that voice.
The guest is the comedy duo Higedanshaku (sp?) who gained fame from their Renaissance-influenced manzais. You guys might remember them as Makino's kidnapper and Ooshima's murderers in that infamous HnA ep? XDD
Sho-with-a-lisp is almost as funny as Sho-the-chipmunk. I want him to deliver the news in that voice.
The program starts and apparently there is someone in Arashi that Yamada Rui (fat guy) does not like very much. And considers his rival.
Who?
Nino.
(If I am correct) Rui's girlfriend is a huuuge fan of Nino. She keeps talking about Nino, and when Nino's CM comes on TV, she instantly snaps at attention. (Hell, I WOULD TOO!)
Rui's birthday is April 10, his gf's is on May, but on a certain date (June 17, when a little prankster came our roaring and screaming into the world), gf has a birthday cake out to celebrate. With candles, blowing them, the works. (Hell, I WOULD TO!!!!)
(Ohno asked a sensible question. YAY!)
And when she found out he'd guest on AnS, she told him to shake Nino's hand and come home without washing that hand. (HELL, I WOULD THREE!!!!!!)
....I wonder how old this girlfriend is....?
But the Neeners is soooo happy!
They tested out fancy foods, fit for kings. First up, foie gras.
(OK, I am not too sure the following is100% accurate, but.) THANKS To![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
capncosmo for the clarifications!!!
Jun: Aiba-san, do you know anything about foie gras?
Aiba: (with conviction) I do.
Nino: Tell them!
Aiba: (matter-of-factly) It's Cotton.
Jun: ??
Aiba:(clarifies answer) Innards.
*apparently cotton and innards have the same term.
Nino: CORRECT! YAY!
....Nino's so indulging the baka. If it were Sho, I'd bet my top dollar he'd have said "You, go home already!!"
We don't see our boys trying out any of the food in this ep. My theory is: they are simply toooooo expensive, so there was just enough for the two guests to sample. Hihihi....Foie gras, caviar....*wipes forehead*
Nino is out to usurp Yamada Rui's close ones. First he catches the eye of Rui's girlfriend, now he's slowly pulling Rui's partner Higuchi on his side. Nyahaha!
The eye-communication between Higuchi and Nino totally reminded me of Taka and Ohno on Nakai's birthday on Utaban. :)
I kinda pitied these two for coming up with lines and comments that does not earn the desired reaction from the audience and the guests. XDD ...it's somewhat refreshing, though, having comedians who don't resort to close-to-hysteria when they crack jokes.
The prankster and the boke are working well today. Nino pulls away the long-stemmed glass, and Aiba just shoves a normal glass on to Rui's hand. These two are evil.
5-6 years ago, this was what the duo looked like.
Let's see. 5, 6 years ago, Ohno looked OLDER, and Nino EXACTLY THE SAME.
And the best part...SHIODOME AIBALAND!!!! This time, it's the Nobility Impressions!!! Naturally, they have to dress for the occasion and go Renaissance. At least these two.
Captain wants to be King. With a crown and...WHAT IS THAT? A Superman-influenced robe?!
Lord Ogura and his son. His spoiled son, who tags along behind his father. His show-off son, with those cut-off sleeves....*sigh* *dreamy sigh*
Are you familiar with the story of THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER?
No, no, that's got nothing to do with this post. Just....Sho. A prince on the surface, a pauper when he turns to reveal his back.
OKAY. [INSERT PROFUSE APOLOGIES HERE BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING CAPS IS WHAT YOU'D CALL OVERKILL, BUT I AM AN M. AND IT IS OHNO. AND THIS IS ME MAKING THIS POST. SO. DO THE BLOODY MATH.]
Manaka Tomoo weeps...
...and the Maou is triumphant.
Check out his shirt. The sooner, the better
Nino decides by himself that he and Rui are next, then firmly plants himself on the spot as the guesser. The Neeners won't budge. Apparently, this time, 'seniority' does not exist in his vocab.
hehehehe...Rui's last impression. I was like, "TORII MIYUKI!!!"
Sho can add another accolade to his resume under ABILITIES. Aside from "Air Gesture Legend", "Nobility Impressions Meister".
Remember this?
This is how Sho impersonates Yankumi. *giggles* What's funnier is that Jun got it right. Sawada Shin is such an observant student.
In the end, "ARASHI TEAM" wins. A combination I have never really given much thought about.
....
Jikken: These five would never do as nobles. They're much too funny to be stiffs. *aherm*
Nyt, nyt, luvlees.
Who?
Nino.
(If I am correct) Rui's girlfriend is a huuuge fan of Nino. She keeps talking about Nino, and when Nino's CM comes on TV, she instantly snaps at attention. (Hell, I WOULD TOO!)
Rui's birthday is April 10, his gf's is on May, but on a certain date (June 17, when a little prankster came our roaring and screaming into the world), gf has a birthday cake out to celebrate. With candles, blowing them, the works. (Hell, I WOULD TO!!!!)
(Ohno asked a sensible question. YAY!)
And when she found out he'd guest on AnS, she told him to shake Nino's hand and come home without washing that hand. (HELL, I WOULD THREE!!!!!!)
....I wonder how old this girlfriend is....?
But the Neeners is soooo happy!
They tested out fancy foods, fit for kings. First up, foie gras.
(OK, I am not too sure the following is100% accurate, but.) THANKS To
capncosmo for the clarifications!!!
Jun: Aiba-san, do you know anything about foie gras?
Aiba: (with conviction) I do.
Nino: Tell them!
Aiba: (matter-of-factly) It's Cotton.
Jun: ??
Aiba:(clarifies answer) Innards.
*apparently cotton and innards have the same term.
Nino: CORRECT! YAY!
....Nino's so indulging the baka. If it were Sho, I'd bet my top dollar he'd have said "You, go home already!!"
We don't see our boys trying out any of the food in this ep. My theory is: they are simply toooooo expensive, so there was just enough for the two guests to sample. Hihihi....Foie gras, caviar....*wipes forehead*
Nino is out to usurp Yamada Rui's close ones. First he catches the eye of Rui's girlfriend, now he's slowly pulling Rui's partner Higuchi on his side. Nyahaha!
The eye-communication between Higuchi and Nino totally reminded me of Taka and Ohno on Nakai's birthday on Utaban. :)
I kinda pitied these two for coming up with lines and comments that does not earn the desired reaction from the audience and the guests. XDD ...it's somewhat refreshing, though, having comedians who don't resort to close-to-hysteria when they crack jokes.
The prankster and the boke are working well today. Nino pulls away the long-stemmed glass, and Aiba just shoves a normal glass on to Rui's hand. These two are evil.
5-6 years ago, this was what the duo looked like.
Let's see. 5, 6 years ago, Ohno looked OLDER, and Nino EXACTLY THE SAME.
And the best part...SHIODOME AIBALAND!!!! This time, it's the Nobility Impressions!!! Naturally, they have to dress for the occasion and go Renaissance. At least these two.
Captain wants to be King. With a crown and...WHAT IS THAT? A Superman-influenced robe?!
Lord Ogura and his son. His spoiled son, who tags along behind his father. His show-off son, with those cut-off sleeves....*sigh* *dreamy sigh*
Are you familiar with the story of THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER?
No, no, that's got nothing to do with this post. Just....Sho. A prince on the surface, a pauper when he turns to reveal his back.
OKAY. [INSERT PROFUSE APOLOGIES HERE BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING CAPS IS WHAT YOU'D CALL OVERKILL, BUT I AM AN M. AND IT IS OHNO. AND THIS IS ME MAKING THIS POST. SO. DO THE BLOODY MATH.]
Manaka Tomoo weeps...
...and the Maou is triumphant.
Check out his shirt. The sooner, the better
Nino decides by himself that he and Rui are next, then firmly plants himself on the spot as the guesser. The Neeners won't budge. Apparently, this time, 'seniority' does not exist in his vocab.
hehehehe...Rui's last impression. I was like, "TORII MIYUKI!!!"
Sho can add another accolade to his resume under ABILITIES. Aside from "Air Gesture Legend", "Nobility Impressions Meister".
Remember this?
This is how Sho impersonates Yankumi. *giggles* What's funnier is that Jun got it right. Sawada Shin is such an observant student.
In the end, "ARASHI TEAM" wins. A combination I have never really given much thought about.
....
Jikken: These five would never do as nobles. They're much too funny to be stiffs. *aherm*
Nyt, nyt, luvlees.