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dvampyrlestat) wrote2008-09-09 10:33 pm
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Because it's the hundredth...
...and that really doesn't mean anything in general but.
I just wanna capspam, 'kay?!

The guest this time is Suga Shikao, (according to Wikipedia) a Japanese singer and songwriter, the man behind a couple of SMAP's songs, Arashi's Aozora Pedaru and KAT-TUN's Real Face.
...I was surprised with the choice of guests on their 100th episode. I was expecting a comedian of some sort, or someone more mainstream. But I was not disappointed with Suga Shikao, because he held his own against our boys.
To start off, let me just say Aiba is looking exceptionally hot in this ep, in black and white. :)

But...color-coordinated much? Sakuraiba living up to the hype?

Let me gush on Sho's hairstyle. Coz I love it.
Ok. Gushing (not) quite over.
It's mushrooms today, people! (Goodness, those things cost a fortune over here.) There's all kinds of -take...but the tamagotake (egg mushroom???) grabbed most attention because...apart from it being Super Mario-ish, it...stinks?
And they just kept smelling it over and over...(I can't begin to explain how this cap reminded me of how newlyweds drink wine at their wedding.)


Take a look at little-hot-leader's face. Somebody tell me what they think he is thinking.

Kids. Don't try this at home.

Sho: It's huge.....
Aiba: It's...It's kinda...The shape's kinda strange...
HIT.


But I'm sorry, Nino, but we really don't want any of the two to go home. Not when we're having this much fun!
So they talk about Gasu (Aiba's fault, the nickname) and his image, which involved using his guitar skills to get them laydeez.
This, ladies and gents, is how little-hot-leader does the riffs. I just can't say exactly what Nino thinks, but then again, neither do I care, coz my eyes are Oh-chan-riveted.

Summer's ended, and he got too busy, but there's one thing he really really wants to do. No matter what.
Fireworks. (cue: Shobot's fireworks air gesture)
And the staff prepared kiddy fireworks, but the guest is totally fine with it. He just wants fireworks, damnit! So, he gets it.

Ok, so after the fireworks, this thing popped and after the Sakuraiba moment a while back, this just threw me into a fit of laughter. They are really males, aren't they!!!


Then came other fireworks. A hanamichi (was that some sort of fireworks truck?). Some round thing that pops with the cutest sound ever. And, probably the most senseless one ever, a police patrol car.
See? Even Ogu-san thought it was lame. "Bakayaro!!!"


Moving on to...Shiodome Aibaland-o!!! In short?
Ai-land-o!!!!!
(Whoever sent this one in ought to be given lots of rainbow props. No, really.)
Aiba explains the mechanics of the 'game', and ends up being the first victim. (You all know this but) The lines written are to be lyrics to be sung depending on what musical style Gasu will be able to pick from the box.
AibaRap is embarassing. He said it himself. I know why. It's called "Yo! overkill".


Ogu-san is the coolest grandpa EVER!!! Check out his pants in this ep. lolz. And wow. He has some voice. Come to think of it, he did use to be in a band in his heydays, right?

Matsumoto Jun is no Bocelli. Thank God.
But I gotta admit, I kinda liked how he sounded. He wasn't...whiny?
"This is the 6 o'clock news." *rotfl* Sho should try this one, too. "This is News ZERO!!"


Nino and his hamburger hands. Very handy. Pun fully intended.

Nino's turn. (Oh I wish they'd made him cosplay a maid costume while saying that line!!!)

Gasu must be SOOO THANKFUL it wasn't any of his songs being butchered by these five.

Didn't I tell you? Those hands. Very handy.

So is the dog. But I'd pick the hands any time.

Ohno-kun!!! I love how he just stepped on to the podium. That, my friends, is a PRO.
(No matter what this clip says, I love Ohno rap. Remember Cool & Soul at The Dome? And now Re(mark)able?)


(Gasu now knows NOT to write rap for these members.)

I did say PRO, right? The 'do-it-now, be-embarassed-later' type of Pro.

Who dares wins.
Both dared.
I'm not sure who won.


Sho's turn. Smart move, Jun. And Ogu-san is right. Rap for Sho would be boring. After all, that's his forte.

But the moment I heard "love ballad", I was ready to drop dead from laughing. And Sho hasn't even started yet!

Now Gasu knows who to write rap for.


If not for this chair, I would be on the floor, too, same as these guys.

Gasu is sooo game! Yes, even after Aiba air-kissed (is there such a word?) him.

But trust the songwriter to NOT stick to the 'lyrics' given him.

AibaRock!
A few inches closer and I swear Nino would've sustained injuries from being hit by a mic stand.
But Aiba's brand of rock is just....rawking funny.



The boy is so into it. *shakes head*
I wanna see him try rockin' it at that haunted hospital, though. *evil laughter*
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I find myself smiling often when I see NEWS ZERO clips of our Sho-kun. Coz I keep getting this image of the dorky chipmunk that he is.
....or he can't rock at all coz his hand would be glued to his mouth. XDDD
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Oh Aiba. Yes I love the Aibaka :D