In a split second...

So our City Mayor, on his regular Monday morning 'inspirational' messages, was obviously trying to mask his hurt for not being re-elected into office by being overly cheerful and excruciatingly positive. In his speech this morning, he spoke of duty, citing the recently-concluded National and Local Election as an example.

Excerpts that made me LOL.

Mayor: "The surveys, while inconclusive, are very useful foreshadowing of the things to come. They are not wholly reliable, though. One minute this person is in the lead, and suddenly, at the last minute, another contender emerges from the backside."

Me: .....wait, wait, wait.... WHOSE backside???

Mayor: "...I am proud to have taken part in this historical event in our country, that I went out and made my voice heard, cast my vote among the millions of Filipinos who want change for this country. Even now, a week after that day, I still have evidence of my dirty finger."

(He's actually referring to the indelible ink dropped onto the voter's fingernail to ensure he won't cheat and vote again.)

FYI, I did not vote for him. :)

So!! Moving on to another difficult question.

Arashi 30-day Challenge
day 05 - Favorite AnS moment 

( ...you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. )